Cereal
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Everyday ever is the most embarrassing moment in the life of breakfast.
WTF? square root.. of WTF?Cereal said:Everyday ever is the most embarrassing moment in the life of breakfast.
aleakyboomboom said:WTF? square root.. of WTF?
rennecfox said:cereal gets woke up, tossed in a bowl and wet on by a carton of milk. Basically cereal is the diaper of milk cartons.
JerryBaker said:So many times.
Final and most embarrassing moment:
About six months ago, I was making the six-hour drive back home from my university and decided to make it a little fun. I'm wearing just a t-shirt and an M4. I had had a lot of liquids and it started to leak a bit. I pulled over at the next exit and get out of my car. It's the middle of nowhere almost to the state line. I finish peeing and feel the urge to mess. After I finish, I decided that I am ready to change. I got to open my door, and to my horror, it is locked. I am locked out of my car in the middle of nowhere wearing just a t-shirt and diaper which is messy and soaked with pee running down my legs.
The car is running and I have no phone because I didn't have pockets. And the sun is setting in November. I have never felt more helpless than in that moment. That might sound fun at first, but it's not the same kind of helplessness as regression; it's more worrisome and panic-attacky. Most people don't pull over for someone stranded on the side of the road in just a shirt and diaper. The first person that did was a FedEx driver. He called the police. He said they would be an hour away and left. That hour came and went. Other attempts to flag people down had failed.
Finally, just when I had lost all hope, one guy stops. The first thing he did was try to offer me pants. I declined as I certainly did not want to ruin this Good Samaritan's pants. He also said that he couldn't call the cops because he had been drinking a bit. I didn't inform him that the police had already been called. He pulls out some pry tools and a stick and tells me "Don't worry. I learned this from a buddy in jail." He pried away the top of the door and used the stick to activate the unlock button. All within five minutes. He took off before I could offer to give him a reward, but this guy, wherever he is, deserves some serious kudos for helping a stranded diapered kid on the side of the road in backwoods Alabama.