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Thread: Your favorite (fake) pickup lines.

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    Default Your favorite (fake) pickup lines.

    What are your favorite fake pickup lines?

    Such as:

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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    Did it hurt?

    Did what hurt?

    When you fell from heaven.


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    Do your feet hurt, girll? Because you've been running through my dreams alll night.

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    I've lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you tonight?

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    I will refer the honourable gentlemen and ladies to the web comic, xkcd, on the subject of pick up lines. I have found at least three examples to be used as evidence, and there could be more out there on the web.

    comics no. 1, 2, 3

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    Are you a postal worker, because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
    Those clothes look beautiful on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

    Only ones I've heard that still are amusing.

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    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

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    You owe me a beer.
    Because I dropped mine when you walked by!

    I'm ashamed that I've actualy used this...

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