Ha-haa! No. If I had one wish for GoodNites, it would be a wider crotch. Like, at least as wide as in baby diapers would be nice. It's such a shame, because the recent generations of GoodNites pull right on, even with my 44" hips. The elastic is amazing! At the first sign of pee, though, they leak like a sieve. The crotch width just isn't enough to make it around the ol' male anatomy down there, so I end up with catastrophic gaps where the diaper would otherwise be snugged into the folds of my crotch. It seems a bit goofy that a baby diaper would be 40% wider in the crotch, but then babies poop, and they need room for that. Bed wetters, not so much. At least not in bed.