I'm so glad I have a good sense of humor about these things. I had a bit of an accident while padded up at the store this morning!
I was browsing the notebooks at Target this morning when I felt the urge to pee. No big deal, right? It started as a non-eventful wetting when I relaxed a little too much and... uh oh! And no, this wasn't a shart. This was a good ol' scoop of messy, crackling solid that invaded my diaper seat!
Cue the instant paranoia! LOL! I didn't want to be inconsiderate, so I made sure I wasn't leaving a stench. I walked VERY fast to gather the items I sought, used the self-checkout (%$&@! chip card! Please don't let the nice store associate come assist me...), and briskly walked back to my car.
On the bright side, cleanup at home was VERY easy!
Has anyone else gone from zero to Captain Poopypants in public?