Well, if their location is a problem, I personally invite them to Lynchburg, VA and suggest they open their store on Candler's Mountain Rd., which coincidentally is where Thomas Rd. Baptist Church is located. Oh....I can't wait.
I think it's funny when the stupid people start voicing opinions, convinced that they are always right. I think the news article shows us in a much better light and will help to enlighten the stupid on a number of different points. I will now list them.
1. We are not pedophiles.
2. We are not pedophiles.
3. We are not pedophiles.
4. WE ARE NOT PEDOPHILES.
5. WE ARE NOT PEDOPHILES!!!!!!
This list goes on until our sun, tragically explodes and swallows the earth. In the meantime, maybe over time, when the hub-bub wears off, the unenlightened will realize we're harmless.