My neighborhood water main broke so I don't have running water. That means three great things:
1. I can't do the dishes.
2. I only have beer to drink now.
3. I can't pee in the toilet.
So, I'm on the couch playing Civ, sipping an ice cold Kölsch, in a Dry 24/7 and no one can get mad at me for any of those choices.