I did something far worse. I ordered some very baby looking plastic pants from Fetware, and for some strange reason, they were sent to my adult daughter's house instead of mine. They must have picked up on our computer address book, maybe something connected to Amazon? Anyway, she had two very young children at the time, one in diapers. We of course got the horrible phone call, her saying, "You'll never guess what I got in the mail?"
So here's the stupid story I spun. My wife and I said that it wasn't our order...obviously.....that they must have sent it to the wrong address, but if they would return them to us, we would send them back so that they would take the charge off our credit card. Whether she believed this or not, I'll never know. I just remember her saying that they appeared to be the biggest plastic pants she had ever seen, since she had only seen real baby sized diapers. Sigh.................!!!!!!