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Adults sign up sheet.
Name: Lisa Marie Jones Age: 30 Appearance:5' 7" in height, 138 lbs., blond shoulder length hair in a wavy style, green eyes, and usually wear the Cruise Director uniform. Likes: Well behave passenger and cruise employees. Dislikes: Misbehaving passengers and cruise employees. Employee Position (An adult Passenger skip it): Cruise Director. Bio: Comes from a rich family. |
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The Beast Under Your Bed
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Adults sign up sheet.
Name: Overboard Bob Age: 47, time in water indeterminate Appearance: Slightly greenish, not yet bloated Likes: Fish Dislikes: Fish eating him Employee's Position (An adult Passenger skip it.): n/a Bio: Bob was a moderately pleased guy living in a world all-too-modern for him. His ex-girlfriend of 3 years had finally moved out, after Bob caught her with one of her Advanced Yoga for Beginners II students, some peanut butter, the communal bed, and a torn hamstring. Bob decided to go on a cruise; it would probably be fun and help him unwind. How exactly we come to the unfortunate state of Bob today is unknown, but there is plenty of speculation aboard the ship. |
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Children sign up sheet.
Name: Josh Age: 15 Appearance: Blond hair, blue eyes, about 5.1 Likes: watching old cartoons, talking like a baby, acting like a baby Dislikes: Plastic pants, spankings, getting yelled at. Toilet Trained: no Bio: Mom wanted to get him away from his embaresment so she sent him on a cruise to relax and kick back. |
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The Beast Under Your Bed
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Bob has slimed his way aboard.
Up close and from this angle, the plight of Overboard Bob is more obvious than before. Starting to swell very slightly, Bob's face suggested a look of horror; the look of a man who has seen the bottom of the ocean, a whale's erection, and a cruise ship all in the same day. He looked, in other words, slightly less tortured than he did in his daily ritual of life--before he and the sea shared a fatal last embrace. |
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