Sgt. Bilko said:Wally: Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?
Bilko: Why, what's wrong with Doberman?
Wally: He wet his bed!
Bilko: Oh, well, once in a while...
Wally: No, he did it from across the room.
Ch87616 said:Been out on deployment twice with onesie and diaper once on secret service mission in osprey just piloting and once flying cargo/tank to afgan. Afghan just the diaper osprey secret service with onesie diaper and paci caused some talk I can tell you but even then they said I was best for the job. I am a great pilot but whether it was cos of my skills or because I'm expendable I'm not sure. it was to a country we shouldn't have been in. type in incredibly low flight f35 scraping runway usa or medivac Chinook lands on rooftop Afghanistan both me. Not bragging just saying retired when I defied orders to bomb from fighter jets cos I didn't want to kill no more got into medivac which went well till my medivac chopper got put out of commission landed it barely back at base then apparently promoted to the biggest heaviest sack of crap in the air force the Chinook despite what they say the powerfull engines don't make up for the fact it ways as much as a battle ship and is crap to fly. Don't believe me fine but its the truth will explain more just don't barage me with messages would take ages to explain it all
Llayden said:Nope. All BS. I'm not even sure where to start with this one. The pile of BS that you've amassed here is simply staggering. I don't know why you feel the need to come up with this kind of crap, but you couldn't have made it much more unbelievable if you tried. I truly hope you don't spout this shit in public, and if you do, I hope you never come across a vet and say this crap.
Ch87616 said:Been out on deployment twice with onesie and diaper once on secret service mission in osprey just piloting and once flying cargo/tank to afgan. Afghan just the diaper osprey secret service with onesie diaper and paci caused some talk I can tell you but even then they said I was best for the job. I am a great pilot but whether it was cos of my skills or because I'm expendable I'm not sure. it was to a country we shouldn't have been in. type in incredibly low flight f35 scraping runway usa or medivac Chinook lands on rooftop Afghanistan both me. Not bragging just saying retired when I defied orders to bomb from fighter jets cos I didn't want to kill no more got into medivac which went well till my medivac chopper got put out of commission landed it barely back at base then apparently promoted to the biggest heaviest sack of crap in the air force the Chinook despite what they say the powerfull engines don't make up for the fact it ways as much as a battle ship and is crap to fly. Don't believe me fine but its the truth will explain more just don't barage me with messages would take ages to explain it all