So, we have the usual ones: Pamps, diaps, dydees, so on...my mom called 'em DDs, short for disposable diapers. I came up with some of my own...
- Spongepants: because, well, they do absorb liquid like a sponge;
- Puffypants: yes, they do make my butt look big ;
- Seat Covers: well...they are ;
- Furniture Insurance: for obvious reasons, and;
- Ticklepants: because they tickle me down there whenever I wear them, wet or dry...and I love getting tickled! My very first post-infancy diaper-wearing (in real Pampers, no less) tickled me to my first orgasm & ejaculation with only a few sweet, crinkly steps...so that's why I call 'em "ticklepants". Not sure if real females ever experienced that...or have they?
Welp, that's it! Howzbouts y'all?