Why Santa doesn't exist - the scientific approach - Page 3

Babymullet Ver 9.8 · 21-12-2008

I hate Christmas, go Peachy.

I love my venison finely roasted under a 16.7 biltrillonjdfgogooglgoglo joules flame of heat, death, and awesomeness.

Colonel Brome Teks · 21-12-2008

the only addition I have to this thread is as follows...

Nuclear and Chronology(?) physics!

that is all.

UnMarth · 21-12-2008

Bah, Newtonian Physics! We're from the 1700s now?

Santa does exist, Just like quantum mechanics. electrons are in more places then one at any time. The only time this isn't true is when you try and detect santa and you ruin the outcome.

So folkes, he's there. But you can't see him or tell where he is to let him get on with his job :P.
The Quantum Santa

Squigma · 21-12-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnMarth

Bah, Newtonian Physics! We're from the 1700s now?

Santa does exist, Just like quantum mechanics. electrons are in more places then one at any time. The only time this isn't true is when you try and detect santa and you ruin the outcome.

So folkes, he's there. But you can't see him or tell where he is to let him get on with his job :P.
The Quantum Santa

Would seeing all the presents he left not count as detecting him?

UnMarth · 21-12-2008

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Originally Posted by Jack26

Would seeing all the presents he left not count as detecting him?

No, It's Santa's presence you can't see. The presents are a mark he left. Anyway, the presents are stationary and in one place, santa isn't. So only is santa in a special quantum state. The Presents have been brought to the world that you have better expereince in. The Newtonian world!

Boogeyman · 21-12-2008

Damn you, science!

Don't worry kids, Santa IS real. He just gets the santas in the mall and assigns them each a division of a country, so even though you might not get the original santa, you still get one.

***Explosion713*** · 21-12-2008

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Originally Posted by Jack26

We never had chimney in our old house. So one time he left us a letter explaining that he had a magic key that opened any lock. I guess he also had other magic breaking and entering devices for more complicated security systems. Now that I think about it, that's actually kinda creepy.

You know, the scary thing is that I actually got the same explanation when I was little, because we had no chimney. I was told he had a magic key to every door and that he was so quiet that he couldn't be heard.

But on topic, I was very skeptical of Santa when I was little, and when my parents told me he wasn't real, I wasn't disappointed, as it sealed the deal. I don't know, but I don't believe in Santa an ounce, thanks to science, nor a god either, so....

Target · 21-12-2008

I'll wait for Mythbusters to give the final answer to this question

Kovalchuk · 22-12-2008

Oh, dear Peach. You will pay dearly for that when Santa uses his magic powers to get revenge on the unbelievers.

**WraithFireorca** · 23-12-2008

lols. i can explain how santa DOES exist involving other dimensions, quantnum (sp) mechanics (what little i understand of it) and various other things

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21-12-2008	#21 (permalink)
Babymullet Ver 9.8 VIP Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oregon Age: 20 Posts: 716 Threads: 39 Gallery Uploads: 8 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 26	I hate Christmas, go Peachy. I love my venison finely roasted under a 16.7 biltrillonjdfgogooglgoglo joules flame of heat, death, and awesomeness.

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Colonel Brome Teks Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wisconsin, USA Age: 17 Posts: 909 Threads: 17 Gallery Uploads: 28 Wiki Edits: 3 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 9	the only addition I have to this thread is as follows... Nuclear and Chronology(?) physics! that is all.

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UnMarth Mite!☆Mite! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: JazzLand Posts: 878 Threads: 18 Wiki Edits: 51 Blog Entries: 23 Reputation: 25	Bah, Newtonian Physics! We're from the 1700s now? Santa does exist, Just like quantum mechanics. electrons are in more places then one at any time. The only time this isn't true is when you try and detect santa and you ruin the outcome. So folkes, he's there. But you can't see him or tell where he is to let him get on with his job :P. The Quantum Santa

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Boogeyman Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Age: 15 Posts: 2,063 Threads: 60 Gallery Uploads: 4 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 2	Damn you, science! Don't worry kids, Santa IS real. He just gets the santas in the mall and assigns them each a division of a country, so even though you might not get the original santa, you still get one.

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Target Arigato Donor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Italy Age: 21 Posts: 508 Threads: 58 Gallery Uploads: 26 Wiki Edits: 6 Blog Entries: 14 Reputation: 21	I'll wait for Mythbusters to give the final answer to this question

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Kovalchuk Resident Hockey Nut Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Philips Arena Age: 16 Posts: 1,528 Threads: 242 Gallery Uploads: 11 Wiki Edits: 4 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 55	Oh, dear Peach. You will pay dearly for that when Santa uses his magic powers to get revenge on the unbelievers.

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WraithFireorca Regular Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tempe, arizona. usa Posts: 120 Threads: 5 Reputation: 1	lols. i can explain how santa DOES exist involving other dimensions, quantnum (sp) mechanics (what little i understand of it) and various other things