Why Santa doesn't exist - the scientific approach - Page 2

Mandy · 20-12-2008

I would say somethig about killing the Christmas spirit but , i doesn't feel the slightest bit like christmas here in Texas i went to sleep last night in boxers & a tank top :/ but that's besides the point.....

i Do agreee in diffrent parts of the world there are diffrent Santa's :/ it could be possibe... now do the math ......

Entity' · 20-12-2008

That's a funny story peach! Good one.

Eulogy · 20-12-2008

Damn Germans! You just love to attack the Allies don't you? Just kidding

To be honest, if Santa was real, by now, hes gone automated like everyone else "You've reached the north pole, If you know your parties extension you may dial it at any time, for the Elf Shop, press 1, Mrs. Claus - 2, Rudolph - 3, Santa - 4, Dial Star-Pound-7 at anytime to repeat this menu"

And hes built super robots that are invisible, and disguise themselves as your parents when placing gifts

Dreamaker · 20-12-2008

*sniff sniff* You've ruined Christmas now.

**ShyBaby** · 20-12-2008

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Originally Posted by Jack26

But I'm still gonna keep an open mind, because it would be damn cool if Santa was real.

Are you sure? That means every present you wanted but didn't get and every present you didn't want, but did get is all because of a malevolent Santa and not misguided, but well meaning loved-ones.

And discarding all of Peachy's scientific mumbo-jumbo(tm), just how does he get into a home without chimneys (and without setting off any alarms?)

Squigma · 20-12-2008

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Originally Posted by ShyBaby

And discarding all of Peachy's scientific mumbo-jumbo(tm), just how does he get into a home without chimneys (and without setting off any alarms?)

We never had chimney in our old house. So one time he left us a letter explaining that he had a magic key that opened any lock. I guess he also had other magic breaking and entering devices for more complicated security systems. Now that I think about it, that's actually kinda creepy.

Valentine · 21-12-2008

Santa uses quantum physics to be in more than one place at one time. He delivers all the presents in each time zone at the same time, giving him plenty of time to move around.

Mesmerale · 21-12-2008

Geez, Peach. I'm Jewish and I feel bad about this.. =P

*sighs and runs after ayanna*

Fire2box · 21-12-2008

You meanie!!!!!!

I knew Santa Claus was fake at around 9 I think. When I was 3-6 however I really thought he was real. :P

Either way it doesn't take away much excitement from opening presents.

Neonite · 21-12-2008

But, but, but...

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20-12-2008	#11 (permalink)
Mandy VIP Join Date: May 2008 Location: Texas, USA Age: 15 Posts: 1,202 Threads: 36 Blog Entries: 18 Reputation: 27	I would say somethig about killing the Christmas spirit but , i doesn't feel the slightest bit like christmas here in Texas i went to sleep last night in boxers & a tank top :/ but that's besides the point..... i Do agreee in diffrent parts of the world there are diffrent Santa's :/ it could be possibe... now do the math ......

20-12-2008	#12 (permalink)
Entity' Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nebraska, US Age: 19 Posts: 238 Threads: 2 Gallery Uploads: 13 Wiki Edits: 1 Reputation: 3	That's a funny story peach! Good one.

20-12-2008	#13 (permalink)
Eulogy Formerly TB29 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Between A Plushie and a Soft Place Age: 17 Posts: 317 Threads: 8 Gallery Uploads: 2 Reputation: 11	Damn Germans! You just love to attack the Allies don't you? Just kidding To be honest, if Santa was real, by now, hes gone automated like everyone else "You've reached the north pole, If you know your parties extension you may dial it at any time, for the Elf Shop, press 1, Mrs. Claus - 2, Rudolph - 3, Santa - 4, Dial Star-Pound-7 at anytime to repeat this menu" And hes built super robots that are invisible, and disguise themselves as your parents when placing gifts

20-12-2008	#14 (permalink)
Dreamaker Clever Title Pending Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ireland Age: 16 Posts: 768 Threads: 56 Gallery Uploads: 12 Wiki Edits: 40 Blog Entries: 42 Reputation: 17	sniff sniff You've ruined Christmas now.

21-12-2008	#17 (permalink)
Valentine VIP Join Date: May 2008 Location: Not here Age: 43 Posts: 1,164 Threads: 39 Reputation: 33	Santa uses quantum physics to be in more than one place at one time. He delivers all the presents in each time zone at the same time, giving him plenty of time to move around.

21-12-2008	#18 (permalink)
Mesmerale Simply Mesmerizing Donor Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Maryland, USA Age: 17 Posts: 2,347 Threads: 21 Gallery Uploads: 3 Wiki Edits: 1 Blog Entries: 3 Reputation: 72	Geez, Peach. I'm Jewish and I feel bad about this.. =P sighs and runs after ayanna

21-12-2008	#19 (permalink)
Fire2box Regular Donor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Stockton, California Age: 22 Posts: 4,597 Threads: 62 Gallery Uploads: 13 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 6 Reputation: 39	You meanie!!!!!! I knew Santa Claus was fake at around 9 I think. When I was 3-6 however I really thought he was real. :P Either way it doesn't take away much excitement from opening presents.

21-12-2008	#20 (permalink)
Neonite あああああああ Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vegas! o: Age: 16 Posts: 616 Threads: 5 Gallery Uploads: 13 Blog Entries: 18 Reputation: 26	But, but, but... i-i