Anyone else get these strange urges

[HypnoToad]

Originally Posted by mzkkbprmt

You don't get urges. You've already done it before it becomes an urge.


I have a similar one to hypnotoad - I wonder what it would be like to be run over by a car. Or be stabbed. Or be shot. Not because I am suicidal or masochistic - I'm just curious. I suppose I should be thankful that I can restrain myself from trying to find out.

I was once hit by eighteen wheeler when I was 8, I crossed at a crosswalk too, I survived relatively unharmed. But I'm pretty sure I could easily takeout a small car. I'm a giant, just under 2 meters and around 300lbs.

[Mr Alex]

What kind of giant? Blob or muscle blob?

You are mixing systems, meters and lbs, wut?

[HypnoToad]

Muscular but with a layer of fat to reduce blunt trauma. I mix systems be cause I can. Would you rather I say that I'm about 140Kg and 6'4"?

[Hexaod]

I say random things when I'm not involved with a conversation.

1:"Hey, did you see that girl?"
2:"Yeah, she looks cute. You think I should get her number?"
1:"Go for it dude!"
Me: "Halatosis!"
(pause)
2:"Dude, wtf?"

Kinda like that, and I completely change the subject!

Those are kinda like my urges.

[UnMarth]

When I see cars, I tend to imagine what it would be like to be on roller blades or on a bike holding some wire/rope attached the cars bumpers. Effectively giving my a free ride.

Other than I sometimes wish I was a plane or a mad car driver weaving in and out of people as I walk twice as fast as them.

[NEJay]

We do the "tow rope on the bumper" thing up here in the winter during snowstorms and use skis and snowboards. Don't try that at home.

[dogboy]

When I was 14, I walked out in front of a car that was doing 40 mph and spent the next half year home recovering. I broke both my tibia and fibula, and put a big dent in my head. I was lucky to have survived it, so I don't recommend it. I was watching Saving Grace on Monday night, and she was burning her hand with a lighter, and I remembered that I used to do that when I was in Jr. high and high school. I just sort of did it without thinking about it. Doing impulsive things is often not good! As for white chalk...hahahah...I think Pojo will be an English major.