A Very Funny Joke

**datosprivados** · 14-08-2008

-Dyslexic's raised on speaking Cantonese who are trying to learn to read and write Mandarin Chinese.
*(The symbolic stuff, not the romanized pinyin)

Pojo · 14-08-2008

Uhm...Ok? (It's not funny by the way)

Dream · 14-08-2008

Ummm.....okay

**ScubaSteve** · 14-08-2008

okay okay I gotta joke that is pretty funny.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds the explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Pojo · 14-08-2008

That was funnier that the original, Scuba

Little ollie · 14-08-2008

Congratulations for most retarded joke of the year.

**datosprivados** · 14-08-2008

I know it's not funny. Just hit my head... and decided to throw it to you viciously critical animals in the off-topic forum popularity arena.

Little ollie · 14-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by datosprivados

I know it's not funny. Just hit my head... and decided to throw it to you viciously critical animals in the off-topic forum popularity arena.

Me vicious... Never.

Error404 · 14-08-2008

I got a good joke for you.

Deekers.

See. You grinned.

Boogeyman · 14-08-2008

You must never speek that name again... Its spoils the milk, it scares the chickens, it mindrapes the children. Its very existence is a bane to the world, and we must all do our part to destroy it, lest it get an add on Google.

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14-08-2008	#2 (permalink)
Pojo No more cakes, sorry. Donor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Virginia Age: 19 Posts: 6,538 Threads: 108 Wiki Edits: 121 Blog Entries: 15 Reputation: 93	Uhm...Ok? (It's not funny by the way)

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Dream Rawr? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dreamland Age: 20 Posts: 2,352 Threads: 58 Reputation: 31	Ummm.....okay

14-08-2008	#4 (permalink)
ScubaSteve Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Age: 20 Posts: 167 Threads: 18 Reputation: 4	okay okay I gotta joke that is pretty funny. A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds the explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

14-08-2008	#5 (permalink)
Pojo No more cakes, sorry. Donor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Virginia Age: 19 Posts: 6,538 Threads: 108 Wiki Edits: 121 Blog Entries: 15 Reputation: 93	That was funnier that the original, Scuba

14-08-2008	#6 (permalink)
Little ollie Regular Donor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Liverpool Age: 19 Posts: 418 Threads: 33 Gallery Uploads: 1 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 4 Reputation: 2	Congratulations for most retarded joke of the year.

14-08-2008	#7 (permalink)
datosprivados Newbie Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Connecticut, USA Age: 17 Posts: 67 Threads: 10 Reputation: -2	I know it's not funny. Just hit my head... and decided to throw it to you viciously critical animals in the off-topic forum popularity arena.

14-08-2008	#9 (permalink)
Error404 Angel of Innocence. Join Date: May 2008 Location: England. Age: 20 Posts: 1,564 Threads: 71 Wiki Edits: 10 Reputation: 56	I got a good joke for you. Deekers. See. You grinned.

14-08-2008	#10 (permalink)
Boogeyman Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Age: 15 Posts: 2,063 Threads: 60 Gallery Uploads: 4 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 2	You must never speek that name again... Its spoils the milk, it scares the chickens, it mindrapes the children. Its very existence is a bane to the world, and we must all do our part to destroy it, lest it get an add on Google.