Question one, are you Jewish?
Question two, regardless of thee first answer, are you practicing?
Question three, regardless of any previous questions, what denomination of Judaism are you?
Question four, regardless of your religious preferences, would you consider me amusing?
See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too ;-) --Linus Torvalds on comp.os.linux.development.system