There once was a man named Piper
who was quite fond of wearing a diaper.
He wore baby clothes and had a paci
He thought himself quite smart and not overly sassy.
In his home he had a Mommy
Who never regarded him as odd or balmy.
She'd bathe him and change him and cuddle him so
And sing him to sleep in a voice so low.
In his sleepers he'd fall fast asleep
With his teddy bear he'd make not a peep.
Every day he awoke in his crib