While Racing

[dogboy]

When I was drag racing years ago, we would leave driving the cars we were going to race. Usually we would have at least an hour drive to the track. Then we would disconnect the exhaust from headers. Then we'd run the time trials, and hours later, the race. By the time I got home I would be ready to burst! I could have gone there, but I hate public toilets, so I suffered. Diapers at the race track....it wouldn't be cool if you were caught wearing.

[Darkfinn]

Originally Posted by dogboy

When I was drag racing years ago, we would leave driving the cars we were going to race. Usually we would have at least an hour drive to the track. Then we would disconnect the exhaust from headers. Then we'd run the time trials, and hours later, the race. By the time I got home I would be ready to burst! I could have gone there, but I hate public toilets, so I suffered. Diapers at the race track....it wouldn't be cool if you were caught wearing.

I always wore diapers to the track long before I went 24/7. You are right about the public restrooms at the track sucking major ass... and you can't concentrate on launching properly with an overflowing bladder. It feels really wierd to be racing while wearing a wet diaper... but it's fun. I was always way better off than my friends who all thought they could hold it.

[dogboy]

Haha..you go DF... There was nothing like drag racing. You're sitting there staged and the lights come down the tree. On the last yellow I'd hit the accelerator. What a rush as you burn out, but controlling the burn so you build rpms but don't lose too much traction. All this while the engine roars out of the open headers!

[Darkfinn]

Sadly we don't run open headers anymore... street nights require a full exhaust to pass tech. Same idea though... but many many more 4-cylinders than V8's runnin the track these days. I take the SS down to run the quarter at Rockingham a few times a year... and occasionally make a few weekend passes at the local 1/8th mile track. A lot safer than doing it on the streets.

[TallestBabyEver]

Originally Posted by Darkfinn

I always wore diapers to the track long before I went 24/7. You are right about the public restrooms at the track sucking major ass... and you can't concentrate on launching properly with an overflowing bladder. It feels really wierd to be racing while wearing a wet diaper... but it's fun. I was always way better off than my friends who all thought they could hold it.

With that full bladder holding your times down, emptying it somewhere else could shave a pound or two and drop your times

i don't wear to drag races and even if i did it would get uncomfortable fast (even in a Lexus). I just brave up the public toilets or go to the bathroom before i go out to the track.

[Darkfinn]

Originally Posted by TallestBabyEver

With that full bladder holding your times down, emptying it somewhere else could shave a pound or two and drop your times

Heh... funny. Too bad you need to drop 100lbs to get a tenth. A soaked diaper don't weigh that much.

[Johnathon]

oh oh, I ran a 15.3 at 95mph at the track spinnig to 40 with bad tires....

[Dethklok_still_rules]

Originally Posted by Fallen

Condom catheter that goes down their pant leg and is released right onto the track.

No, I've got a better idea. It is aimed at the other drivers, blinding them. There's no rule against it.

[TallestBabyEver]

Originally Posted by Darkfinn

Heh... funny. Too bad you need to drop 100lbs to get a tenth. A soaked diaper don't weigh that much.

Every pound counts IMO, every tire, every shred of trim, heck even the floor mats that come out of the car can assist in dropping times. Even if it's just a thousandth of a second, it can mean a world of difference

[Darkfinn]

No offense... but if you are running mid 15's it's gonna take a lot more than trim and floormats to help you.