Kraiden's Colossal Introduction Thread

[DarkSunDS]

Welcome baaaaack *glomps*

[FullMetal]

I vaguely remember a Kraiden from the old site...I think I need some refreshing! :P

FullMetal

[Raccoon]

*wb's Kraiden and his retinue of one (bear) --- and all the other purple people*

[Kraiden]

It's actually the Humphrey B Bear experience feat. Kraiden.

*poses all gangsta*

[Peachy]

Is it just me, or has your introduction become the most active thread in this forum?! Damn, you must be popular. Can I have an autograph please?! *puppy eyes*

Peachy

[silent deadly alchemist]

Originally Posted by Kraiden

Yeah, let's just put the past behind us....

*looks out the window and thanks god all those missiles hit the centre of Australia, where no-one lives... it just caused a HUGE crater*

so THATS wat happened to uluru (ayers rock)!

and I SHOULD be popular Be CUZZZ..
*thinks hard* AH im a ninja *does kung fu pose* and... im an alchemist

annnnd..... ummm... ahhh. damn kraiden your good

<-- what i am now

eh well if you cant beat em mightaswell joinem' *hugglepounces humphery and kraiden in a ninjaish fashion*

[Kraiden]

Originally Posted by Peachy

Is it just me, or has your introduction become the most active thread in this forum?! Damn, you must be popular. Can I have an autograph please?! *puppy eyes*

Peachy

*wears huge novelty glasses that are 3 feet in diameter, since the current trend is "The bigger your sunglasses are, the more famous you are".*

*Signs peachy's autograph*

"Never forget my dreams, kid." *pats peachy on the head before strutting away*

Humphrey Sez: It's actually the most actamive because big bro an' me keep the conversation going, instead of just saying "hello I's back"

Besides, I's the brains of the operation!

[swaddledsubbie]

oi oi oi!! how goes it yonder kraiden? im sooo not adding this post just to add to my count...ermm*coughs*
seriously, how can any body [i] not [i/] notice you? i thought i heard about those glasses...(by the way, nasa wants those hubble telescope lenses back, they sounded pretty irritated! )

[Rance]

Kraiden, my beloved brother and -- Ooh, what is this! Oh, it's a Humphrey! Hey buddy!

I know we're safe and sound with you presiding with the vigilance of a male Judge Judy! You've done wonders keeping these forums alive and clean and interesting, and without you, this place would be so empty!

Welcome back, bro!

[Kraiden]

Originally Posted by Rance

Kraiden, my beloved brother and -- Ooh, what is this! Oh, it's a Humphrey! Hey buddy!

I know we're safe and sound with you presiding with the vigilance of a male Judge Judy! You've done wonders keeping these forums alive and clean and interesting, and without you, this place would be so empty!

Welcome back, bro!

*Blushes*

I'm not as uptight as Judge Judy is....

Humphrey Sez: "Does that mean we gets to wear different costumes now like those of a judge, and not House costumes???"

Kraiden: "Errr... I guess so."

Humphrey: "Yay!!" *Takes off his lab coat and blond wig before pulling out a black judge's robe from nowhere*

Kraiden: "How the hell did you get a judge's robe so fast??"

Humphrey: "Now I's gonna be the judge, and you can be the fat white girl who's a mole!!"

Kraiden: "WHAT???"

*Cries as he notices the fat-suit and tube top waiting to be put on*

Humphrey: "Orders in my court!!!" *Giggles*