Ask A Bear Returns!

[Kraiden]

Humphrey Sez: I's now a sequel! Because every second sequel is returns, while the next one after that is resurrections!

So, I's here to answer anybody's questions about stuff, just like Dr Phil does! You can asks me anything about anything, and I'll answer, because I's got my smart glasses on!

So, ask away, and I'll answer!

(Kraiden: Some good examples of questions are:

How do I fix my *insert anything here*
What do you do when Kraiden's not around?
How often do you bathe?
What do you think of America
How are earthquakes made?
If you could be one animal other than a bear, what would you be? etc...

Some bad examples are rhetorical questions and ones that are overly complex.

How was the universe made?
What is the meaning of life?
How are you alive and talking on a computer?
Explain quantum physics to me)

[Abby_Cullen]

Humphrey: Sum me up in 10 words, so I have something awesome to put in my signature.

errr... questions right... okay... ?

[legobaby]

Humphrey: What is the most exotic place you have been to?

P.S What does exotic mean?

[Takashi]

Humphery: What are your thoughts on the current state that America is in regarding the presidencal election? Who would you vote for? What are your thoughs on high gas prices? Lastly, do you support offshore drilling of oil?

[Kraiden]

Originally Posted by Mandi

Humphrey: Sum me up in 10 words, so I have something awesome to put in my signature.

errr... questions right... okay... ?

*Humphrey holds up his paws to count and think*

Humphrey Sez: Incredimally Beautastical and Smart, and you smell like hugs! That's only 9 words, but I couldn't think of anything else. o.o

Originally Posted by legobaby

Humphrey: What is the most exotic place you have been to?

P.S What does exotic mean?

I's been to exotic! It's got all beaches and clear blue water and it never rains! I hasn't really been there, but I imagine going there sometimes and playing in the sand and finding a treasure chest!

Isn't exotic named after the man who discovered it?

Originally Posted by Kenshin Himura

Humphery: What are your thoughts on the current state that America is in regarding the presidencal election? Who would you vote for? What are your thoughs on high gas prices? Lastly, do you support offshore drilling of oil?

*Puts on Kraiden's glasses*
I would vote for obama, because he looks cuddly! Hillary looks a bit mean, and the old man looks boring! High gas prices are bad! They should lower them, since it's messing up the entire economy! And offshore drilling should... umm, be moved inshore!

[Abby_Cullen]

Humphrey:

How does Kraiden punish you?

What is your favorite vegetable?

What do you do when Kraiden is gone?

[Kraiden]

Originally Posted by Mandi

Humphrey:

How does Kraiden punish you?

What is your favorite vegetable?

What do you do when Kraiden is gone?

Humphrey Sez: I's hardly ever get punished, because I's a good bear! But if I do something naughty he might ban me from the computer for a day.

My favorite vegetable is Pumpkins, because they smell really nice and yummy!

When Big Bro's gone, I play with Cooper, or go exploring around big bro's room! I always get hugs when he gets home though!

[Error404]

Humphrey, so I heard you like mudkips? (Don't kill me...I thought the response'd be amusing. >_>)

Also. What's your favorite cookie?

[Kraiden]

Originally Posted by Error404

Humphrey, so I heard you like mudkips? (Don't kill me...I thought the response'd be amusing. >_>)

Also. What's your favorite cookie?

I like white cocolate chip cookies! They're yummy!

What's a mudkip??

[James]

Ok, i have a good question for you humphrey.

Do you and cooper ever get into any fights, while you are at home?

Also does kraiden, look like house?