Ask a Bear!

Kraiden · 23-01-2008

Humphrey Sez: I's back again!

I's here to answer any questions you have! Ask me for advice or get answers for any questions you have! I'll be like the residents Dr Phil! Except I's not bald, and I don't have a failing marriage or a lot of fur under my nose!

I's wearing my smart glasses, so ask me anything you want!

*grins behind upside-down glasses*

**Charlie F** · 23-01-2008

First! :p
Errrm a question...

What colour should I paint my dog?

~~Monkey~~ · 23-01-2008

If I post my mobile number on the internet will be I stalked?

Jakethefox · 23-01-2008

"have you ever seen a man eat his own head?" woot, quoted Airplane,
naww, my real question is, Do brains taste like Chicken or Steak?

Kraiden · 23-01-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie F

First! :p
Errrm a question...

What colour should I paint my dog?

Humphrey Sez: Why woulds you paint your dog for? Did he ask to be painted?
Ask him what colour he wants to be pained in!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey

If I post my mobile number on the internet will be I stalked?

It depends where you put it up on the internets! if you put it up on a website with stalkers, you definitely will!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakethefox

Do brains taste like Chicken or Steak?

Why would someone eat brains for????

**Charlie F** · 23-01-2008

Dogs don't talk, you silly bear!

What the best pickup line?

Kraiden · 23-01-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie F

What the best pickup line?

Humphrey Sez: There's not one single bestest pickup line for every situation, since asking something like "do you come here oftens" in the unemployment line wouldn't work out!

Just saying hello would work, and then talking!

Or you could tell them a joke!

Or as big bro says, Ask them if this smells like chorom-... chlorath...

Kraiden: Ask them, "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?" and the-

*Humphrey Rawr-tackles Kraiden*

Humphrey: Don't steal my thunder! This is my topic!

Besides, Isn't chlorimaforn something that puts someone to sleep?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie F

Dogs don't talk, you silly bear!

Yes they do! Hasn't you seen that show "wishbone" or that movie called "Babe"? they can talk, if you listen real hard!

**Charlie F** · 23-01-2008

Ohhh I loved Wishbone!
*Tear*

Kraiden · 23-01-2008

Humphrey Sez: Wishbone is one of my favoritest shows ever!

Mickal · 23-01-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie F

Dogs don't talk, you silly bear!

Actully Someone has trained a dog to talk. There was a video on YouBeenFramed I think.

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Kraiden Iceys proud lil' bro! Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Padded Cell Posts: 858 Threads: 43 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 19	Ask a Bear! Humphrey Sez: I's back again! I's here to answer any questions you have! Ask me for advice or get answers for any questions you have! I'll be like the residents Dr Phil! Except I's not bald, and I don't have a failing marriage or a lot of fur under my nose! I's wearing my smart glasses, so ask me anything you want! grins behind upside-down glasses

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Charlie F Indecisive Historical Donor Senior Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK Age: 18 Posts: 1,860 Threads: 29 Gallery Uploads: 11 Wiki Edits: 45 Blog Entries: 58	First! :p Errrm a question... What colour should I paint my dog?

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Jakethefox Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: South Bend, IN Age: 16 Posts: 389 Threads: 52 Gallery Uploads: 36 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 6	"have you ever seen a man eat his own head?" woot, quoted Airplane, naww, my real question is, Do brains taste like Chicken or Steak?

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Charlie F Indecisive Historical Donor Senior Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK Age: 18 Posts: 1,860 Threads: 29 Gallery Uploads: 11 Wiki Edits: 45 Blog Entries: 58	Dogs don't talk, you silly bear! What the best pickup line?

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Charlie F Indecisive Historical Donor Senior Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK Age: 18 Posts: 1,860 Threads: 29 Gallery Uploads: 11 Wiki Edits: 45 Blog Entries: 58	Ohhh I loved Wishbone! Tear

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Kraiden Iceys proud lil' bro! Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Padded Cell Posts: 858 Threads: 43 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 19	Humphrey Sez: Wishbone is one of my favoritest shows ever!