The funny IRC quotes thread

[Ganymede]

Post funny quotes from the #adisc channel here.

[Fallen]

Just going to say this, everything put on here is going to put on http://bash.org (jk)

[Anon E. Mouse]

Pah, like anything submitted to bash ever gets accepted anymore. The only way you get in is to include the word "bash" in it.

[andysetra]

Originally Posted by Anon E. Mouse

Pah, like anything submitted to bash ever gets accepted anymore. The only way you get in is to include the word "bash" in it.

What do you mean 'anymore'? I've submitted some real gold (well, I thought they were hilarious...) to bash back in the day and they never accepted any of it. I have a couple quotes on QDB.us, but linking them here would give away my true bat-identity

[Anon E. Mouse]

Heh, yeah I had some "real gold" to. If only. Glad you got a few on qdb though.

[Spirit]

Mkay...

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

<crabcakedeathra> where were you earlier?
<arkilla> work.
<crabcakedeathra> where you work?
<arkilla> GTE Visa. mail room clerk.
<arkilla> had some trouble with this asshole sendin in coupons
<arkilla> today he also sent in 33 motherfuggin' pennies
<arkilla> my managr called to complain, after like an hour WE cut HIM a check for 33 cents
<crabcakedeathra> that sounds damn familiar