The Roast Thread

Dethklok_still_rules · 19-08-2009

The Hashashashin friars club presents…

The Roast Thread!

Wow, neat, huh? A roast. You may be asking yourself questions like “what is a roast?” and “why am I so stupid?”(You’re adopted) and “What kinds of bugs should I eat from this rock that I live under?” (mosquitoes)

Why, it’s an event in which an esteemed guest is praised and insulted by all his friends. There are stories shared about the person that are mostly wildly untrue. At the end, the guest of honor will make the final speech, talking about how cool all his friends are, and throwing out his comebacks. Now you’re probably also asking “How would that work on an internet forum?” and “Goddamn I am stupid!”

Holy shit, calm down. Every week or so, we will have a new guest of honor picked by me. In this thread, you shall commence bashing that one person until I make it clear that his/her “roast period” is over (depending on how well the particular roast is going). Then the guest of honor will make the final wall of text. In most cases I shall serve as the roast master.

Now the first Guest of honor will be… ME! That’s right, I’ve done the most arrogant thing ever, organized my own roast. Honestly though, I want to demonstrate that there will be no hard feelings and I’m not doing this to personally attack anyone. This thread is all in good fun, so ease up on the report button, as we’re all good friends here. Now, without further ado, your rostmaster for the evening, MM3!

Oh, and don’t pull any punches either, I want this shit to be brutal. (at least to me).

Dawes · 19-08-2009

It's a damned shame nobody hates you enough to call you the piece of shit that you are, Dethklok.

See, about eighteen years ago, when I had sex with your mother, I didn't realize that my divine fluids would create such a worthless sack of walking horseshit. They did, and that's a damned shame. Your intellect is only a few steps above that of a leech, or maybe a hippopotamus. While you may think you're abrasive and edgy, you really just come across looking like some retard kid with double-sided tape on his hands flailing around in M&M World.

I hope your roast fails bigtime, you self-centered prick.

Thallis · 19-08-2009

A Roast? I love roast!

tk7432 · 21-08-2009

Just before I say anything I don't mean any of this and I hope that no one takes this to any level.

Yo Thallis, your avatar implies that you are so fruity that it makes Richard Simmons seem like a ho' chokin pimp.

Yo Dethklok, what the fuck is your avatar. Are you a teletubbies fan cause that what you be with that shit.

Muthafuckin bitches can't stop me! I'm tk7432 bitch!

Wegs · 21-08-2009

Dethklok, you're as smart and funny as a splintery wooden board and about half as likeable. However, I have to say your mother is damned lucky. Because without you, she wouldn't have won her lawsuit against Trojan over the broken condom. At that point though she should have just tossed you off a bridge and done the world a favor.

If I was trapped in a room with you, Hitler, and Bush; and I had a gun with only 2 bullets, I'd shoot you twice to make sure you were dead. What else can I say? You're as entertaining as AIDS and as cool as a block of cement.

Rot in hell, you pathetic waste of human life.

19-08-2009	#1 (permalink)
Dethklok_still_rules Regular Donor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA Age: 19 Posts: 366 Threads: 10 Reputation: 17	The Roast Thread The Hashashashin friars club presents… The Roast Thread! Wow, neat, huh? A roast. You may be asking yourself questions like “what is a roast?” and “why am I so stupid?”(You’re adopted) and “What kinds of bugs should I eat from this rock that I live under?” (mosquitoes) Why, it’s an event in which an esteemed guest is praised and insulted by all his friends. There are stories shared about the person that are mostly wildly untrue. At the end, the guest of honor will make the final speech, talking about how cool all his friends are, and throwing out his comebacks. Now you’re probably also asking “How would that work on an internet forum?” and “Goddamn I am stupid!” Holy shit, calm down. Every week or so, we will have a new guest of honor picked by me. In this thread, you shall commence bashing that one person until I make it clear that his/her “roast period” is over (depending on how well the particular roast is going). Then the guest of honor will make the final wall of text. In most cases I shall serve as the roast master. Now the first Guest of honor will be… ME! That’s right, I’ve done the most arrogant thing ever, organized my own roast. Honestly though, I want to demonstrate that there will be no hard feelings and I’m not doing this to personally attack anyone. This thread is all in good fun, so ease up on the report button, as we’re all good friends here. Now, without further ado, your rostmaster for the evening, MM3! Oh, and don’t pull any punches either, I want this shit to be brutal. (at least to me).

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19-08-2009	#2 (permalink)
Dawes Nummer Wun Hound Dog Donor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Maryland, USA Age: 26 Posts: 1,517 Threads: 28 Blog Entries: 8 Reputation: 136	It's a damned shame nobody hates you enough to call you the piece of shit that you are, Dethklok. See, about eighteen years ago, when I had sex with your mother, I didn't realize that my divine fluids would create such a worthless sack of walking horseshit. They did, and that's a damned shame. Your intellect is only a few steps above that of a leech, or maybe a hippopotamus. While you may think you're abrasive and edgy, you really just come across looking like some retard kid with double-sided tape on his hands flailing around in M&M World. I hope your roast fails bigtime, you self-centered prick.

19-08-2009	#3 (permalink)
Thallis God prefers an Atheist. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Behind Blue Eyes Age: 17 Posts: 585 Threads: 8 Gallery Uploads: 36 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 19	A Roast? I love roast!

21-08-2009	#4 (permalink)
tk7432 Regular Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In my hood Age: 17 Posts: 842 Threads: 34 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 6	Just before I say anything I don't mean any of this and I hope that no one takes this to any level. Yo Thallis, your avatar implies that you are so fruity that it makes Richard Simmons seem like a ho' chokin pimp. Yo Dethklok, what the fuck is your avatar. Are you a teletubbies fan cause that what you be with that shit. Muthafuckin bitches can't stop me! I'm tk7432 bitch!

21-08-2009	#5 (permalink)
Wegs Adam's Little Brother Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NJ, USA Age: 15 Posts: 1,030 Threads: 29 Wiki Edits: 1 Blog Entries: 8 Reputation: 24	Dethklok, you're as smart and funny as a splintery wooden board and about half as likeable. However, I have to say your mother is damned lucky. Because without you, she wouldn't have won her lawsuit against Trojan over the broken condom. At that point though she should have just tossed you off a bridge and done the world a favor. If I was trapped in a room with you, Hitler, and Bush; and I had a gun with only 2 bullets, I'd shoot you twice to make sure you were dead. What else can I say? You're as entertaining as AIDS and as cool as a block of cement. Rot in hell, you pathetic waste of human life.