Don't You Hate It When...

Point Blanch · 18-07-2009

This was inspired by a small book with lots of pages - four-hundred and seventy-some things about small things that annoy you or always seem to happen. For example, one of them was:

"When you rub against a leather chair and it makes the loud noise and you rub it over and over to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart but it never makes the same noise".

So, in light of recent event, I'm starting a thread like this. This is your chance to bring to the surface some funny things and see if it's just you! Number them as you go, so we know whether or not you're adding to the thread or commenting about someone else's. Please don't be stupid about it, this can be great or terrible.

So I'll start!

1. When you think the juice box you're drinking out of is empty so you squeeze it and a ton of juice comes out of the straw and gets all over you.

Calico · 18-07-2009

You are making a reply and then you hit the submit button and you see the thread had been locked while you were making the post. All that work for nothing.

bgi39jsjw0ggg · 18-07-2009

You're downloading a large torrent for days, then get to 99%+ before the last seeder drops.

You know you have to get out of the house and get some errands done, but you want nothing more than to just take a nap.

Odd, both of these has happened to me TODAY. Weird.

adaffme149 · 18-07-2009

When you want to make a truly epic post, but you can't think of what to say, so you just say that you can't think of what to say, and hope that everyone thinks it's mildly relating to the topic, when it is in a way, but more of a filler than anything?

Wegs · 18-07-2009

When someone quotes you and says "this" instead of being original and coming up with something themselves?

BabyGrizzy · 18-07-2009

When you lay down with a we diaper, THEN find out that it has a hole in it, and the sheets are fresh.

Jeffy · 19-07-2009

When you forget your wearing something related to your lifestyle you've been keeping secret for several years now and they start asking QUESTIONS!!!

Zagete · 19-07-2009

When you are getting milk out of the fridge just to find out there's very little cold milk left.

Calico · 19-07-2009

When you are heading on your trip, something goes wrong with your car.

Elli · 21-07-2009

When you wave at someone but they were waving to someone behind you.

When people say, 'No offence, but...' then say something offensive.

You push a 'pull' door, despite the sign saying 'pull'.

When you forget to put the key-lock on your ipod, then put your hand in your pocket and accidently touch the volume dial, making it shoot up to max volume and you suddenly jump while casually walking down the street.

When you write a stamped addressed envelope, then put the wrong envelope on the outside and post it to yourself.

When you jump half across the room thinking you saw a spider but it was just a bit of fluff or hair.

When shop staff ask if you need help, as soon as you walk through the door.

When you have an itch but can't quite locate it to an exact point in order to scratch it.

When someone asks you a really basic question like, 'How old are you' or 'Do you live nearby?' and you say 'Umm...' before giving the answer.

18-07-2009	#1 (permalink)
Point Blanch Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 1,941 Threads: 34 Gallery Uploads: 4 Wiki Edits: 134 Blog Entries: 12 Reputation: 65	Don't You Hate It When... This was inspired by a small book with lots of pages - four-hundred and seventy-some things about small things that annoy you or always seem to happen. For example, one of them was: "When you rub against a leather chair and it makes the loud noise and you rub it over and over to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart but it never makes the same noise". So, in light of recent event, I'm starting a thread like this. This is your chance to bring to the surface some funny things and see if it's just you! Number them as you go, so we know whether or not you're adding to the thread or commenting about someone else's. Please don't be stupid about it, this can be great or terrible. So I'll start! 1. When you think the juice box you're drinking out of is empty so you squeeze it and a ton of juice comes out of the straw and gets all over you.

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Calico VIP Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Rockford (hometown Oregon) Age: 24 Posts: 574 Threads: 39 Reputation: 26	You are making a reply and then you hit the submit button and you see the thread had been locked while you were making the post. All that work for nothing.

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bgi39jsjw0ggg VIP Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Vancouver Posts: 292 Threads: 7 Reputation: 23	You're downloading a large torrent for days, then get to 99%+ before the last seeder drops. You know you have to get out of the house and get some errands done, but you want nothing more than to just take a nap. Odd, both of these has happened to me TODAY. Weird.

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adaffme149 Yeah? Donor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: USA Age: 18 Posts: 477 Threads: 33 Wiki Edits: 33 Reputation: 24	When you want to make a truly epic post, but you can't think of what to say, so you just say that you can't think of what to say, and hope that everyone thinks it's mildly relating to the topic, when it is in a way, but more of a filler than anything?

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Wegs Adam's Little Brother Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NJ, USA Age: 15 Posts: 1,030 Threads: 29 Wiki Edits: 1 Blog Entries: 8 Reputation: 24	When someone quotes you and says "this" instead of being original and coming up with something themselves?

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BabyGrizzy VIP Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: California, USA Age: 16 Posts: 994 Threads: 78 Gallery Uploads: 37 Wiki Edits: 7 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 29	When you lay down with a we diaper, THEN find out that it has a hole in it, and the sheets are fresh.

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Jeffy Regular Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Texas, USA Age: 18 Posts: 324 Threads: 13 Gallery Uploads: 3 Reputation: 8	When you forget your wearing something related to your lifestyle you've been keeping secret for several years now and they start asking QUESTIONS!!!

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Zagete VIP Donor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico Age: 18 Posts: 351 Threads: 6 Gallery Uploads: 5 Reputation: 11	When you are getting milk out of the fridge just to find out there's very little cold milk left.

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Calico VIP Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Rockford (hometown Oregon) Age: 24 Posts: 574 Threads: 39 Reputation: 26	When you are heading on your trip, something goes wrong with your car.

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Elli VIP Join Date: May 2009 Location: England, Uk Age: 23 Posts: 513 Threads: 14 Blog Entries: 18 Reputation: 44	When you wave at someone but they were waving to someone behind you. When people say, 'No offence, but...' then say something offensive. You push a 'pull' door, despite the sign saying 'pull'. When you forget to put the key-lock on your ipod, then put your hand in your pocket and accidently touch the volume dial, making it shoot up to max volume and you suddenly jump while casually walking down the street. When you write a stamped addressed envelope, then put the wrong envelope on the outside and post it to yourself. When you jump half across the room thinking you saw a spider but it was just a bit of fluff or hair. When shop staff ask if you need help, as soon as you walk through the door. When you have an itch but can't quite locate it to an exact point in order to scratch it. When someone asks you a really basic question like, 'How old are you' or 'Do you live nearby?' and you say 'Umm...' before giving the answer.