Random Quotes <explained this time>

[Jakethefox]

Alright, I didnt explain the thread well enough last time...

it was a random quote thingy, not like one word thingys, the object was to create a long quote that topped the previous one in randomness,
as an example

OMGWTFISTHATHOLYMARYMOTHEROFJESUSCHRISTONTHENAMEOF MYMOTHERROCKMEAMUDEUS


The objective is, Silly really long quotes, not like one word quotes
for instance

Moooo

I mean take it to the next level
for instance

SCATTARATTATATATATA
BADABEEBADABADABO

or even

Did you know that everytime you mas^rbate, god kills a kitten

dont use that one though, it will look bad and probabley get ya bad rep ^^;

I know this is a very random thread,
the idea is Quotes, not one words. or long one liner's that are funny ^^

"I like eating babies" Mrs. Brown
^ does not really work
or saying as a quote that " Mrs. Brown eats the souls of unborn babies because she is a demonic demon thingy, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, Oooooh a quarter *picks up the quarter*

Have fun with this please ^^

[Kraiden]

.... So where exactly is the "game" in all this? It just sounds like spam to me. *is tempted to close this*

[Jakethefox]

its not spam, its in order to see who can make a funny quote, its not 'post to be a short one though, we talking long funny ones, maybe even your own bar room jokes
<E.G> a blonde walks into a bar and so on and so on bartender says so on and so on,

ehh, its pretty pointless, I wanted to see how funny we dl's are

[link]

the game is to try to top the next person in randomness, as said so above. sounds like fun, but kind of hard to judge a level of randomness. oh well.

my best quote is my sig. but sense everyone's probably already read it, i'll say something else.

a little side note... my dad punches me randomly for fun. he never hurts me though. just a little tap.

this was said by my father "when i punch at you, i'm not trying to hurt you. i'm just playing, and training you to have faster reflexes. now, when i say something to you, don't think of it as a personal attack, just think of it as if i'm punching you."

don't worry, i DID make fun of him for that.

[Jakethefox]

exactly Link

*pulls out a shovel and starts digging*
I FOUND GOLD!
*hits the metal 'crate' with his shovel*
DUNN DUNNNN DUNNNNNN
*it was a pipe, and it goes Boom!*

[betagame]

w00t!!! WTF

[betagame]

Originally Posted by link

the game is to try to top the next person in randomness, as said so above. sounds like fun, but kind of hard to judge a level of randomness. oh well.

ditto

[Kams]

I think that the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of 'fake heart attack'. Or during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers.

-Dimitri Martin

[Jakethefox]

Originally Posted by Kams

I think that the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of 'fake heart attack'. Or during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers.

-Dimitri Martin

so true

[Jag]

"(walks into a Krustyburger joint) What do you have to offer that is high in fat and alcohol?"
-Homer Simpson