American(or not) Overlord

[WizardDetective]

What would you do if you ruled the world? Here's the Plan: Write What you would do as Overlord, and then the next person writes

1. How the world will react
2. How you would be assassinated
3. What they would do as the new Overlord

I, as the first and therefore best Overlord, Would make Everything in Texas 10 TIMES BIGGER!!!(and I do mean everything... even the tumbling tumbleweeds.)

[Takashi]

The world would think your an idiot.
I would kill you by having you choke on a tumbleweed
I focus on trying to rebiuld this country to bettter us in education, healthcare, and helping the poor and middle class. I would also biuld consentration camps for the stupid and weak minded. (Neo-nazis, KKK)

[Darkfinn]

The world would think you are a socialist.
You will be assassinated by an upper class white supremacist sympathizer who has lost everything because of your new policies.

As Overlord I will ban toilets and provide free diapers to everyone.

[baconbit]

The world would think you are a insane person.
I will kill you by drowning you in a toilet.

As overlord I will pretend to be the peoples friend while impoverishing them to make myself rich, killing anyone that goes against me, killing all murders, and refusing to give the people any assistance.

[Chillhouse]

The world would not react negatively to your draconian policies at all, in fact, everyone would support you!

Unfortunately, a day later a vending machine tips over and kills you, so the people instate me to take your place.

As the new overlord, I would... eh.. I would... um, well, maybe... maybe after this nap...

[Dreamaker]

People would appreciate your laid back attitude.

But unfortunately, you fall asleep at some cliffs and fall to your doom.

As the new overlord, I reduce the power of all religious organisations.

[mirrored]

The religious people would cry out, claim that they are being persecuted, and launch a massive war against you.

You, however, die from choking on a ham sandwich.

I am erected in your place, and as the world's overlord, I would destroy all the worlds nuclear weaponry and weapons of mass destruction

[Kovalchuk]

There is a mixed reaction from the masses. Many are happy, the war-mongers are furious.

You are nuked by retiree George W. Bush.

Under my regime, I would make the best diapers, like Abena and Bambino, a government-controlled system, giving away free diapers. Also, damn decent coverage of the Winter Classic. And, hockey would not only be the national pastime, but it would be much more... hockey games would be an equivalent of the Roman Forum, with hockey being the main attraction.