Toad Flu!

HypnoToad · 08-05-2009

A major pandemic is spreading across the glorious ADISC, a virus strain like no other, currently dubbed the toad flu, may in fact be the most dangerous virus to be found on earth. The top researchers at Shodai Technological have recently been able to classify the virus as H4PNO. Currently there have been four public figures, including Queen Victoria, Captain Picard, and Uncle Sam, infected with the virus, along with two current members, and according to officials it's most likely not going to stop there. This virus is a dangerous two step process, the first step in the virus's progression infectees will find themselves shouting things like "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD" or "ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD," and if not treated within the first step, the virus would be fatal. The second and final step in the viruses deadly path is complete genetic reorganization, in which the infectee's avatar's head would transform into the same genetic structure as the Hypnotoad's. Sources have found that this member, is our generation's Typhoid Mary. When asked about why he chose to spread this virus onto others, he refused to reply.

Hypnotoad, ADISC News, signing off.

DannyTheNinja · 08-05-2009

Banned for causing drama.

--Danny

Mesmerale · 08-05-2009

I'm in stage one!!! Oh no!!!!

adaffme149 · 08-05-2009

Haha. If that's the case [banned for drama], all major news corporations need to be sent to /dev/null of the Earth. (And *nix users got that one.) They make the Swine Flu seem like the Bubonic Plague, or Smallpox, when in reality, it's not even as bad as the "regular" flu...

Lil Snap · 08-05-2009

@.@ *heavy breathing* @.@ *cough*

I- I- Is theerre an AntiToad? *hacK*

@.@

**Peachy** · 08-05-2009

*sneezes*

Look what you've done - you've given a fruit a virus infection! That's got to be the first time in history!

Let's cut up the toad to find an antidote!

Wegs · 08-05-2009

All hail hypnotoad. There is no virus. Feel free to come near me. *cough*

Mesmerale · 08-05-2009

I am not gettin' a Hypnotoad face!

Antidote!!!

teddy564339 · 08-05-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesmerale

I am not gettin' a Hypnotoad face!

Antidote!!!

I agwee.

Now, if it were a teddy bear virus and it changed my avatar's face to a cute teddy bear face...now then maybe I would be keen on being exposed.

FittedForME · 08-05-2009

*cough* I don't get sick.

08-05-2009	#1 (permalink)
HypnoToad Warning: May Contain Nuts Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Maine, USA Age: 19 Posts: 737 Threads: 16 Gallery Uploads: 11 Wiki Edits: 5 Blog Entries: 9 Reputation: 24	Toad Flu! A major pandemic is spreading across the glorious ADISC, a virus strain like no other, currently dubbed the toad flu, may in fact be the most dangerous virus to be found on earth. The top researchers at Shodai Technological have recently been able to classify the virus as H4PNO. Currently there have been four public figures, including Queen Victoria, Captain Picard, and Uncle Sam, infected with the virus, along with two current members, and according to officials it's most likely not going to stop there. This virus is a dangerous two step process, the first step in the virus's progression infectees will find themselves shouting things like "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD" or "ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD," and if not treated within the first step, the virus would be fatal. The second and final step in the viruses deadly path is complete genetic reorganization, in which the infectee's avatar's head would transform into the same genetic structure as the Hypnotoad's. Sources have found that this member, is our generation's Typhoid Mary. When asked about why he chose to spread this virus onto others, he refused to reply. Hypnotoad, ADISC News, signing off.

08-05-2009	#6 (permalink)
Peachy Leaves are falling Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bremen, Germany Age: 32 Posts: 4,688 Threads: 97 Gallery Uploads: 48 Wiki Edits: 12 Blog Entries: 13 Reputation: 145	sneezes Look what you've done - you've given a fruit a virus infection! That's got to be the first time in history! Let's cut up the toad to find an antidote! __________________ A is like an apple with extra carpeting! Adopted users and furs : Littletiger, Jeffy, MrMacro, Mazza, RubixFox, Takashi, baseball4life, Yumi, mzkkbprmt (as a 2yo), EpicPie to my kindergarten Award winning fruit (2 years in a row!)

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08-05-2009	#2 (permalink)
DannyTheNinja Has fresh blood Donor Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 18 Posts: 674 Threads: 45 Gallery Uploads: 10 Wiki Edits: 498 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 47	Banned for causing drama. --Danny

08-05-2009	#3 (permalink)
Mesmerale Simply Mesmerizing Donor Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Maryland, USA Age: 17 Posts: 2,347 Threads: 21 Gallery Uploads: 3 Wiki Edits: 1 Blog Entries: 3 Reputation: 70	I'm in stage one!!! Oh no!!!!

08-05-2009	#4 (permalink)
adaffme149 Yeah? Donor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: USA Age: 18 Posts: 477 Threads: 33 Wiki Edits: 33 Reputation: 24	Haha. If that's the case [banned for drama], all major news corporations need to be sent to /dev/null of the Earth. (And *nix users got that one.) They make the Swine Flu seem like the Bubonic Plague, or Smallpox, when in reality, it's not even as bad as the "regular" flu...

08-05-2009	#5 (permalink)
Lil Snap ahhhhhhhhh- wait, what? Donor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Louisiana, USA Posts: 986 Threads: 23 Gallery Uploads: 6 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 26	@.@ heavy breathing @.@ cough I- I- Is theerre an AntiToad? hacK @.@

08-05-2009	#7 (permalink)
Wegs Adam's Little Brother Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NJ, USA Age: 15 Posts: 1,030 Threads: 29 Wiki Edits: 1 Blog Entries: 8 Reputation: 24	All hail hypnotoad. There is no virus. Feel free to come near me. cough

08-05-2009	#8 (permalink)
Mesmerale Simply Mesmerizing Donor Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Maryland, USA Age: 17 Posts: 2,347 Threads: 21 Gallery Uploads: 3 Wiki Edits: 1 Blog Entries: 3 Reputation: 70	I am not gettin' a Hypnotoad face! Antidote!!!

08-05-2009	#10 (permalink)
FittedForME Regular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 96 Threads: 1 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 4 Reputation: 0	cough I don't get sick.