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You killed your father

Why am I eating tacos with dolphins in Tijuana while dropping acid?
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Because you're in my way sir.

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Because you're blue! (I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...)

When did I join this forum?
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Because you're father said so.

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you only need one to dominate a classroom

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Because you cheated on it and slept with another plushie.

Why is writing so hard?
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Because Shakespeare created it.

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Because much of the world hasn't heard of them.

Who invented the teabag?
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It was the great, yet unknown warrior Ala'c Hunwik (1435-1471) who just loved battle...things. One day, after a fearsome battle between the unknown Guns and the even more unknown Careweres, he suddenly decided to teabag a Carewere he just defeated. However, he lost fokus, and got his head chopped of by the even MORE unkown carewere warrior Mr B.

The reason it's called "teabag" is because Ala'c Hunwik used to carry a bag full of tea.

Are you thinking what I thinking?
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Take your birth control as usual for at least 3 weeks before you would like to delay your period. For most women, this means taking a birth control pill once every day at the same time, usually starting on a Sunday.


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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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