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22-01-2008
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How I got ****ed, no not that
Lets not loose our god damn server again shall we?
This is a long story, get a drink and a diaper, it may take a while. I was browsing the internet this summer, found a website that sold em, you know what I mean. Hooked that up with an order from jinx at the same time, problem is, it wasn't at the same time, and my jinx came the day after. Now, I'm not sure how it would have happened if the mailman hadn't done what he did. He said the box looked like someone sat on it, I KNEW immidatly what it was, It was a large unmarked brown box, with Northshore/samela written on the top. Muh dad said he wanted to look at it, to see it if it was ok, I said that it was fine, he said he still wanted to see it, I was adrenalined out of my god damn mind at this point, I had taken the box into my room and take out all the "Packages" 40 diapers total in 4 packages. And put them between my bed and the wall covering them up with pillows, this wasn't the best solution but it was the fastest and the best for the time. Eventually my dad stopped bothering me about it and went outside. I RUSHED downstairs put them in the dresser that I used to hide them in. (Location now compromised now going to use various old backpacks in the closet.) My dad kept bugging me about it and I kept ignoring him untill the next day. He said that he would have to tell my mom about it if I didn't tell him, In hindsight I should have told him about it, or at least made some excuse which probably would have worked. Anyway, so my mom asks me whats in the box, I tell her I don't want to tell her, she says she will throw away my computer, mind you which is spent about $600 on if I did not tell her. I was pissed at this point, But I knew I was screwed. I screwed around in my room some more as she looked for it. I seriously wondered why the hell they cared what did they think i ordered drugs? a bomb? a gun or something? How stupid do they think I am. I've never drank or used drugs or smoked or EVEN gotten into a FIGHT! Whats with this? Do you think I'm some Heroin addict now? Anway, people are pissing me off at least one person Is so I'm going to fight him if I get the chance, He insists on calling me and my friends faggots despite the fact he is about 6 inches or more shorter than all of us and a lot smaller also. Anyway, eventually, I cave because I don't want my currently very bitchy mom to throw away my FREAKING COMPUTER. I tell her to go in the drawer and she finds 2 of them, I put them there in case my friends came over that weekend which I think they were going to and I couldn't get to my stash downstairs. Don't worry I put them there on purpose and had thought it through. She of course questioned what I had them for. I said, nothing. She said what you would guess diapers are for and I said yes. She demanded to know where the rest of them were and I told her. She started crying and that made me pissed also because its my life why does she have to be in it all the damn time? She went down and found them and then Hid them in plain sight and the next day I took some. The next day my mom made me pay for them because I didn't tell her that I had bought them with my Jinx thing, she wouldn't have found out, I cleared her paypal. After I payed for them, THEY THREW THEM THE HELL AWAY! That sucked some serious ass. Anyway, since then I have gone to see a shrink who is half shrink half family counselor. He told me personally that It was OK but my mom was to bitchy to accept it. However he has negotiated with my mom and now I have unlimited time on the computer, of corse they still bitch about it all the time. Now hes getting them off my ass about grades, Which I honestly would work on if they would shut the hell up about it. Anyway, so now I post my old story. And I hope to order more ATN's soon, But I don't know how I'm going to do it. |
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23-01-2008
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At my school, the computers have frickin' padlocks on them to keep them chained down. On my lappy, I have a Kensington combo lock, steel cable or something, I HIGHLY doubt my mom could rip that b**** off. XD
For next time, heres what I suggest: for a desktop: one lock on the case, one on the mother board, one on the keyboard, one on the mouse, one on the monitor, and just for the hell of it: Glue the screws for taking off the case. XD then go up to your mom, and say, "Mom, Go look at my computer." when she looks at it, say, "IM THE JUGGERNAUT B****!!!!11111evelev!!!!1!!!!" and when she tries to take your comp...give her the finger. Always glad to help! ~gwizzy~ |
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