Mildly graphic, did my best not to describe things in too much detail. But for those worried they'll never be able to, that WANT to (especially without laxatives/suppositories/etc) -- read on!
Well, since infancy and all. When i was little, wet accidents were common -- laughing too hard, waiting too long, sneezing, the works. Never ended up giving protection a try until a year or two ago, but I only ever wear pullups. Not every day, but often enough that I don't have any unfortunate accidents un-protected.
Now, I've read ALL sorts of stories about people who mess themselves, pullups/diaper or not -- and a while back I decided to give it a try. I guess I had such a negative experience with wetting myself that my body wasn't okay with the idea of me messing myself (even with protection) that even after trying heavy amounts of lactose (I'm lactose-intolerant), prune juice, and laxatives (the oral kind, gentle teas, and suppositories) and spending hours in and out of the bathroom -- nothing ever worked. I just ended up mildly constipated, and in order to relieve myself I had to completely strip and use the toilet like usual.
Today, I had it all planned out. I live with a friend, but there are 2 rooms between my room at the back of our place and any of the common areas, and she left to visit someone super early this morning (and didn't end up getting back until 8 or 9 pm) so I had plenty of time to eat lots of high fiber foods, hydrate with plenty of water, and get myself all psyched up for it to happen.
Now, all I have are Depends pullups -- they work fine for a heavy wetting or two, but I really wish I had my usual Tenas because ultimately these are just too small to comfortably have a bowel movement in. Sadly, none of the stores in the area have regular adult diapers in stock, and I don't have the money to order them online in bulk -- so this is the best I can do.
It took me several hours of 'sit in the bathroom on the toilet with my pullups around my ankles...okay now relax...push...pull diaper up -- leave room...nope? Okay, try again in an hour or two' to finally work my way up to it -- but it finally worked. It took lining the back of the pullup with toilet paper, and squatting over the toilet so the pullup sagged enough I couldn't feel it while pushing -- and about 30 minutes of just trying to stay relaxed. But it worked! And because I did it all onto the toilet paper, a quick turn and it all went into the toilet anyway. I knew I didn't want to use laxatives, suppositories, or an enema as I knew I'd want it solid as possible, so this all really worked out in my favor -- I was completely clean with just a single adult wet wipe!
SUCCESS. Absolutely amazing feeling, and I will definitely be doing this again! Hopefully next time my friend won't come home halfway through said success, luckily I didn't even need to shower to get all cleaned off.