Not Very Likely
by, 07-May-2014 at 17:58 (378 Views)
I went for a walk yesterday. In my world, that means about 20 miles around our local state park. As I wander, I think. About what? Anything that comes to mind. About halfway through this little adventure, I came to an odd realization. Despite being gay and wanting a relationship, I have never met another guy that I would enjoy spending more than about 15 minutes with. Why? Lots of reasons. I look at it as a side-effect of having been raised by a coven of lesbians(i think that's the right term for a group of 'em) and the country effect. What is you ask? Well, the country effect is my own term for what you get if you're raised in a small rural community. It all boils down to creating a gay male who likes backpacking, hunting, cold beer, trucks and flannel shirts. I'm a butch lesbian crossed with Teddy Roosevelt. This is unfortunate since most men I've attempted to go out with are turned off by dirt, blood, and a high probability of bodily harm. I on the other hand, get turned off by clubs, electronic music, and anyone, man or woman, who doesn't know how to get down dig deep and fight(figuratively of course). If I could find someone like Hugh Jackman's character in "Australia" who like snogging guys in addition to sleeping rough and riding horses, I'd be set.