by, 21-Feb-2014 at 09:42 (435 Views)
Why do my friends always come to me for relationship advice? I do not understand it.
I have no experience with relationships. None. I've never had a relationship. I've never gone on a date. I've never asked anyone out on a date. I've never been asked. I've never been kissed. Nothing. Exactly 0.00% experience.
And yet, anytime there's a rough breakup, or someone is thinking about a breakup, they come to me. I'd be fine if it was "hey, come and have a drink with me while I talk at you until I work through this." But no. It isn't. It is, "Hey, I need your advice. Should I get back together with her?"
I don't even know the whole story, how am I supposed to know?
And even if I did know, what if I'm wrong? What if I say get back with her and you're miserable? What if I say move on and she could have been the most perfect girl for you? Why are you putting the decision onto my shoulders? What if I am wrong? What if I ruin your life because you decided to ask the guy who has no idea what he is talking about?
If I can't even get a date what makes you think I'm qualified to tell you who you should be dating?