The Worst. Thing. Ever.
by, 13-Feb-2014 at 20:53 (385 Views)
For I have discovered the worst thing ever. By which I mean, of course, the absolute worst thing ever, far beyond anything you could previously comprehend. Worse still than all of One Direction smiling at you!
I speak, of course, about feeling a hair - or indiscriminate piece of fluff - on your paci once you've placed it in your mouth.
Personally I destroy the offending paci immediately. With fire. Lots of fire. I simply cannot consider sucking on it again - once you've felt it, you've felt it. It lingers on the tongue, and in the memory, and the ghostly remnants of it will always be felt.
Be vigilant, my pacifier pals. Stay alert and may this tragedy befall you no more.