This Ain't A Scene...
by, 07-Feb-2014 at 00:31 (619 Views)
... It's a goddamn new blog!
Yes, pinch yourself, rub your eyes, and bless your giddy aunts (all of them), it's a new blog post from a rambling idiot in a dark corner of the t'internet.
The main thing of note to report is that I have acquired a beard and tamed it as my pet. I now stroke it obsessively and tuck it in for bed. I love it, in spite of its gingerness I cannot now abandon, though, like it is some lame and sickly child that does not belong in society. I will not castigate my facial furniture!
My primary concern now, however, is what an absolute <censored> I will look in my nappy and onesie. Thus, I am torn. Someone needs to make the decision for me, either by messaging me here persuasively or breaking into my home and tearing it from me, hair by single hair, as I sleep.
I welcome either outcome, I'll be honest.
I hope you're all well, and I mean to be around here a little more so... Keep your eyes peeled and say Hi