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Birthdays Don't Exist.

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July 7th 1982 I was born. My parents (Jehovah's Witnesses.) don't believe in birthdays. I have never had a birthday party.


  1. TraumaChick's Avatar
    Birthday parties make me feel so awkward. One year, a few back, I made everyone donate to a charity instead of buying me crap and throwing a party. Best birthday I ever had, and some village in Africa scored a couple goats out of it. Winning
  2. Geno's Avatar
    I feel an intense urge to send you a birthday cake. Seriously.
  3. FauxPas's Avatar
    But but of course they exist, how else am I supposed to turn 21 and get wasted?
  4. LittleHanah's Avatar
    Oh no... you've never had a birthday party! No no no....I want to send you a birthday cake too! and a goody bag with your favorite cartoon character! EVERYBODY deserves a birthday party! - the Adult Baby / Diaper Lover / Incontinence Support Community. is designed to be viewed in Firefox, with a resolution of at least 1280 x 1024.