Leopard Angst: The Life of a Deft Leppard

A fursuiter, a plushophile, and a babyfur walk into Anthrocon.
Uncle Kage goes up to them and says, "Welcome to Anthrocon, you may commit one furry sin while you are here. Please go enjoy yourselves in a PG-13 manner."
The fursuiter comes back first.
"Forgive me Kage, for I have sinned! I accidentally knocked over a little kid" he says.
"Go drink from the holy wine glass" says Kage.
The Plushophile comes back next.
"Forgive me Kage, for I have sinned! I had sex with one of the plush toys in the dealers den." he says
"Go drink from the holy wine glass" says Kage.
The babyfur returns last.
"Forgive me Kage, for I have sinned!" he says.
"so what the hell did you do?" asks Kage, taking a drink.
"I peed in the holy wine glass:P"