That whole... public nuisance thing :D
by, 19-Jun-2013 at 13:51 (559 Views)
Heh, so yesterday was interesting. Not as interesting as today will be - however, more on that later.
The plan was simple. Build a fort, eat homemade pizza in it. Giggle and have fun. We'd stolen the majority of the idea ... okay all of it ... from the movie "No Reservations". It's a cute scene, and really - they just made the pizza look amazing. However, what they fail to mention in the movie is that when one half of the couple gets home at 7pm and the other one is going to work at 10:45 pm well... there's just not enough time. So we shuffled around until the wife said we needed a few things from the store before I went to work all night. The catch - I was going in a diaper. Now, she didn't care that I was wearing jeans, that was fine by her, but I was going diapered because she said so. *shrug* Who am I to deny her? Long story short, after a glance around WalMart, it was decided that chinese take out sounded way better, and much easier. I don't know if I'm the only one - but I can't pee and drive. I can somewhat shuffle and pee, sit and pee, lay down and pee... pretty much any situation and pee except... driving. wtf. Anyhow, so we left the store and headed for a buffet that did to-go orders. Of course I wet my diaper in walmart, who wouldn't? So we get to the buffet, and I'm starting to squirm a little, I mean it's the south. It's HOT. So wet diaper + jeans made the 90F weather feel like 190F. Ugh. Anyway, I guess it wasn't as eventful as I felt it was. But I wore a diaper... for an extended period in public and even wet it. Mama was proud lol smh.
We're attempting the fort + pizza tonight after the new furniture gets here. YAY COUCHES!