Holy shit, The Last Airbender SUCKS!
by, 26-Jun-2012 at 04:46 (447 Views)
This is gonna be short, I'm tired and its late. Today, after our class was interrupted by rain, I sat down to watch "The Last Airbender." HOLY SHIT! This movie sucks so much ass! Did NOONE from the original staff offer direct advice to M. Night Shama-likestoruinyourfavoriteshows? I've never seen a case where an adaptation made such an incredible mockery of incredibly abundant and well thought out source material!
I was laughing at the mistakes, inaccuracies and character-assassinations for the first 45 minutes, but that shit got old really fast. It was more frustration as the movie went on after that. Then the Northern Water Tribe siege began; I was NOT fucking laughing anymore. So much wrong happened in those last 30 minutes that I fear it will be the stuff of nightmares for me tonight.
I would recount every poorly translated fragment of that mess I saw, but I fear I would be up all night and still not reach the end of writing about it. The worst part was that I knew I was in for an awful movie, and I couldn't even enjoy it based on HOW BAD it actually turned out to be. I want to invent a machine that will let me steal time from someone else so that I can get my two hours back from every person involved in this shitstorm.
Anyway, I'll be back to tales of my life tomorrow. It does look like I'll be going into diapers 24/7 this year; I've gotten a large amount of wonderful feedback from you guys and would like to repay you by writing up an account of my experience and a guide on how to do it, once my experiment is concluded.