I'm Not Homophobic, But...
by, 04-Jun-2012 at 01:26 (621 Views)
... I will now proceed to rant about what I think gays shouldn't be allowed to say or do and present it as a valid opinion on the basis of freedom of speech.
I will counterbalance this prejudice with a cliché statement like, "I have loads of gay friends" or perhaps even, "My Uncle is gay" even though this, in fact, is in no way conclusive or evidentiary of my opinion.
I will prattle and preach in the belief - or vain hope - that somebody will stand with me and validate my ignorance and stupidity and any dissenters shall be ignored, or swatted away with stock lines such as, "I'm entitled to my opinion" or "It's just not normal".
I will not waver in my stance on the matter because I am a narrow-minded, conceited bigot who - despite growing rapidly old-fashioned and alone in this opinion - continues to believe I am right. Ignorance is, after all, bliss.
I am a caveman, and I will die as such.