The Randomicity of a SuperDan...

... A yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine...

... Unless you're not on drugs and live in one of them there citymabobs. In which case, well done you.

You will inevitably die a gruesome death beneath a mountain of nondegradable plastic, nappies and condoms.

In other news, 'dizziness' is my new favourite word. I like that it has two zz's and two ss's and also how it feels when my mouth says it

I wonder if the Oscars were named after someone called Oscar (Oscar Wilde?)... Anyway, dun't (sp) matter really - Meryl Streep won one for sending up Maggie Thatcher. Hurrah!

Is it bad that I am addicted to Diagnosis Murder? Dick van Dyke (aka Penis van Lesbo) is amazing! (When he's not trying to do Cockney and bone Mary Poppins) Personally, this worries me as it comes a short time after my fixation with Murder, She Wrote.

I fear this is definitely a sign of my getting old (I'm 40 now, y'know), so... Just wheel me in front of Columbo (or a jolly fast train) and have done with it, please

Toodle pip, toddlers