by, 20-Feb-2012 at 22:24 (519 Views)
... My birthday.
I am old.
To some of you, I'm very old.
In fact, to some of you, I was old enough to have my first hair around my willy just as you were being born.
That is scary.
Aside from being old, however, I am also miserable as I didn't get either of the things I really wanted... A puppy or a camel.
I had intended to train the camel to spit at people I dislike. Instead, I have had to spend the day playing new Xbox games (which aren't quite as fun).
Should you wish to offer me congratulations on being old (and closer to death), kindly do so in the space provided below especially for it. Please be aware, though, that 41 of my 272 Facebook friends have already beaten you to it.
Thank you and goodbye - I must now go and eat my birthday doughnut (YES! THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL IT, SHUT UP!)