Im new to blogging, but I'll give it a shot!
by, 07-Aug-2008 at 23:45 (511 Views)
Dont go any further if you insist on hating me for cursing, or fuc- umm... Messing up my fingernails.
Today I was sitting at my computer starting the first few episodes of season 4 of Futurama. Then the mail came and I got excited, so I ran to the mailbox which is attached to the front of my shingled house. I put my hand under the war of magazines and bills, and made a scooping motion upwards. My middle finger got a 1/2 inch long splinter jammed right up its nail. I pulled my hand away, definetly thinking that was the most painful thing in my life. There wasnt even mail for me anyway... =[
I went inside and showed my mom. She told me I had to get it out, so she brought me some über sharp scizzors, über sharp tweezers and a pin.
I sat there with the pin grabbing at the semi-exposed end of the splinter, I finally grabbed it and yanked, but broke apart a few millimeters into my finger. "shit!" I screamed. So I put on some Bring Me The Horizon mixed with some Bullet For My Valentine, (going to see their show tomorrow night! =]) took the scizzors and very slowly cut right up the center of my nail. That was definetly the most pain I had ever felt in my life! Then I took the pin and stuck it into the skin under my nail and pried the piece of wood out piece by piece.
All I care about is, now its out. Phew!
But I have a ****ed up nail =[