by, 04-Feb-2012 at 02:55 (589 Views)
Wasn't quite sure where this would fit on the site, so I decided to make a blog post.
Let's face it. I am fat. I weigh 250lbs. Its hard for me to breathe properly while laying down and I get winded climbing up the stairs. I have cut out soda, and sweets. I barely eat, but when I do, its a high fiber diet. My main problem is that I am lazy. I have tried diet pills in the past with moderate results. The best results I have had so far is with Alli. Rapid weight loss, but with the added side affect of incontinence. Obviously with me being a DL who likes to mess, this was a big plus. The major downside is the price. Alli is fraking expensive!
The main reason isn't that I want to lose weight to be healthier, but because I want to fit into smaller diapers lol. I even bought some small diapers and a really awesome Yoda t-shirt in small as extra incentive. I have the motivation to lose the weight, but I am still lay. I got a Wii Fit to try to make it fun.....however every time I step on the balance board I swear to Dog, that the thing say "OW!" (if you are wondering why I said Dog instead of God, its because I have recently become Atheist.)
So the tl;dr version is...
I want to lose weight but I am too broke and too lazy to do it.