Insults are more like complimnts to me
by, 19-Dec-2011 at 03:22 (388 Views)
It is not very often someone tries to insult me, but i take it more on the positive side of things...here, ill give you a list of some insults and how i think of them.
when someone calls me a........
Bastard: yes, yes i am. i never knew my daddy and my mom never married, so i am a bastard.
asshole: yes, i am very much an asshole...i was born it and i worked at it my whole life.
fat ass: yup, i know im fat and im working on it.
motherF**ker: yes i am one, it was a long time ago but i have screwed a few mothers in my day.
those are just some of the basics. i can think of a positive reaction to when people call me these things and i laugh when i say a response like above to what they call me because it confuses them and they try to find a different insult to come back with at me.