by, 15-Dec-2011 at 21:42 (619 Views)
Today after school I went to Safeway and was looking around. I finished my last final and wasn't really doing anything better so wandering around Safeway was a good thing to do on the way home for a while.
When I go to the grocery store I always steal something. That something is always one or two coffee beans from those big coffee bean dispensers. And I just smell them and throw them out when I leave because they smell good but I don't want a good-smelling pocket, I want a clean pocket.
Then I was like, I wonder if they taste good. Then I put them under my tongue for about 10 minutes and my breath smelled like coffee for half an hour later.
Next time I need to be presentable I'm gonna put a coffee bean under my tongue. Works good man!