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... Is the noise a sheep makes.

There are lots of sheep in the world.

A sheep is:
- a woolly farm animal
- a person who jumps on every 'popular' bandwagon
- or, in some areas, a sex object

I know what kind of sheep I am.

And I should confess at this point that I don't really like sheep. They're dull, unimaginative and inherently stupid creatures. Thus, they annoy me intensely.

Especially when the sheep is a wolf or a tiger or a dog or a cat or a humpbacked whale, just in disguise.

And when I rule the World, I intend to make it illegal to be a sheep.

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  1. SillyFox's Avatar
    sheep: The annoying this that pushes me to my doom in mine craft. DAM YOU SHEEP!!!!!!!! Don"t get me started on cows and pigs.
  2. user13640's Avatar
    HA who says you'll rule the world! That's my job, You'll be lucky if I make you my minion. Just be happy I let you live through this small amount of talk against your current ruler (me)
  3. acorn's Avatar
    Whatever you say, oh glorious and illustrious leader.
    It should suffice for us to live only for your blogs.
    We the unwashed, we are not worthy.[RIGHT]
    Shit, Iím good at this grovelling.[/RIGHT]
  4. user13640's Avatar
    O_O um thank you for your.... Logical piece of input peachy. But he wont be making anything illegle. Cause I will be the king of the world not him :P
  5. SillyFox's Avatar
    (hands dandansuperman a gold crown and whip) We are not worthy.
  6. DanDanSuperman's Avatar
    Woohoo - a whip! Thank you zachery, just what I always wanted!

    acorn, I intend to make you Chief Sheep Surveyor - a position which holds the power to cull as you see fit. I hope this pleases you. Grovelling and flattery gets you everywhere, see.

    As for you Peachy - I'm fully ready to be butthurt. Kiwis and the like are pretty hot, anyway

    And redx - shut up, you little bitch. I command you to be quiet! I do not take lightly pretenders to my throne!
  7. quattrus's Avatar
    Oooooooh, a whip... ^^

    *mind gets lost in masochistic fantasies*

  8. DanDanSuperman's Avatar
    Oooooooooh a whip and a sheep...

    *mind gets lost in baaaasochistic fantasies*
  9. SillyFox's Avatar
    I'm scared now .......
  10. acorn's Avatar
    [QUOTE=zachery980;bt22376]I'm scared now .......[/QUOTE]
    Me too!

    what have we done?..what have we done?..what have we done?........



    Keep it together, lets get our story straight...blame redx....it's all his fault. :)
  11. DanDanSuperman's Avatar


    Quote Originally Posted by acorn
    Keep it together, lets get our story straight...blame redx....it's all his fault.
    I concur. We'll make redx the scapesheep
  12. Claw's Avatar
    100$ Tennis shoes.
    40$ magical balancing sport bracelets.

    Why?
  13. DanDanSuperman's Avatar


    Quote Originally Posted by Claw
    100$ Tennis shoes.
    40$ magical balancing sport bracelets.
    Tennis shoes - 100$
    magical balancing sport bracelets - 40$
    Having sex with a lamb chop - Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
  14. SillyFox's Avatar


    Having sex with a lamb chop - Priceless.

    lol all i could think of is dandansuperman's avatar fucking a sheep and that's a scary sight

    Would you like some sheep porn wile we are at it?
  15. acorn's Avatar
    [QUOTE=zachery980;bt22382]Would you like some sheep porn wile we are at it?[/QUOTE]Yes please and I'll bet you can provide it and all. :)
  16. user13640's Avatar
    Blame redx....? O_O I have a plan. Lets not do that but say we did ..... but wait... Doesn't that mean we say I did but I didn't??? O_O I am confused now... Okay new plan *shoots Dan in head* there now I'm the leader :P and as my first spot as leader I resign and make a sheep the new leader >: 3 all hail lord baaaaington!!!!
  17. acorn's Avatar
    [QUOTE=redx;bt22385]Blame redx....? O_O I have a plan. Lets not do that but say we did :D ..... but wait... Doesn't that mean we say I did but I didn't??? O_O I am confused now... Okay new plan *shoots Dan in head* there now I'm the leader :P and as my first spot as leader I resign and make a sheep the new leader >: 3 all hail lord baaaaington!!!![/QUOTE]The King is dead, long live the King. Hail, King sheep redx.

    You desire to be King for only a day ? :confused:
  18. user13640's Avatar
    Lol yes just like Lelouch my all time hero king for a day left his mark for a life time ^_^ so the plan is we don't blame redx and I make a sheep the king >: 3 so now we must listen to lord baaaaaington who will bring us 1000 years of evil MUAHAHAHAHAHA lol. Aren't you guys glad I killed Dan?
  19. DanDanSuperman's Avatar
    HAHA!

    You did not kill me, you actually killed one of my stooges - my lookalike! Muahahaha!

    I'm currently hiding in a hole somewhere (or is it a drainage pipe?) so come and get me if you can!

    In other news, I've worked out that having sex with sheep could be a realistic explanation for my bellybutton fluff!
  20. SillyFox's Avatar
    sheep+lava=dinner
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