The Big 5-0...
by, 13-Oct-2011 at 22:05 (1611 Views)
... Yes, that's right - Moo is 50!
No, no no - I jest! Ugh, imagine if Moo really was 50, though? His milk would be cheese And whilst some of you may get off on such a kink, I personally do not. So go and pleasure yourself to that image somewhere else, as
THIS IS A PARTY ! ! !
Thus, there are balloons...
(Warning: May contain nudity. If you are under the legal age determined by the state in which you live to view... Actually, forget it. Too much hassle. Stripper is off guys, sorry! Blame the jailbait here, not me!)
Yes, this 'ere celebration is of my fiftieth blog post (What a weird-looking word: 'fiftieth'...) !!!
No music, though, I'm afraid. This is on account of the fact that the neighbours have already complained about the noise. Apparently, I 'orgasm too loudly, in a manner that is both anti-social and upsetting to those in the near vicinity'... (the words of the judge, not mine) so... Yeah, no kickass tunes for this shindig - you must all, instead, amuse yourself with conversation.
Also, take it easy on the booze - I know how fast-and-loose you guys get...! All free-and-easy...! Yeah, I'm looking at you quattrus! And you Peachy! I bet you get a bit 'handsy' when you've had a few, you randy old fruit, you! *jovial punch in the arm*
In actual fact, there is very little to fill this blog with. Except another heartfelt (and I think, deserved) plea for presents, gifts, love and kinds words down below.
It is my blog's 50th, after all...!