The Randomicity of a SuperDan...

i have a surprise for you ( takes DanDanSuperman to his imaginary strippers. where thay tie him down and have there way with him.)

Originally Posted by zachery980

i have a surprise for you ( takes DanDanSuperman to his imaginary strippers. where thay tie him down and have there way with him.)

THEY HAD BETTER BE BOY STRIPPERS!!!!

Originally Posted by DanDanSuperman

THEY HAD BETTER BE BOY STRIPPERS!!!!

just cuz you sad some thing the hot stripping men turned in to fat, ugly, horny, girls.

I wish I had something nice to give to you. But alas, I've only got 3 virtual gold bars and a pound of cashews.

Happy 50th blogday, old bean. By the way, excellent tags.

-Ron

Happy 5-0...The boy strippers you cancelled? well...they're going to be there next week at your expense.
As for a nice gift for you, I got some milk from Moo and incorporated that into a cheesecake for ya. Hope that's good enough.

Originally Posted by teslacoil4148

Happy 5-0...The boy strippers you cancelled? well...they're going to be there next week at your expense.
As for a nice gift for you, I got some milk from Moo and incorporated that into a cheesecake for ya. Hope that's good enough.

At least next week I can view them alone and not share them with you lot! Thank you!

And I can quite honestly say your Moocake is by far the best present I've received so far! (Even if it is disgusting)

Originally Posted by Ronbeast

I wish I had something nice to give to you. But alas, I've only got 3 virtual gold bars and a pound of cashews.

Happy 50th blogday, old bean. By the way, excellent tags.

-Ron

Cashews? I hate cashews. I'd like Brazilians instead, please. No no no, not Brazilians (sorry, thinking of the strippers) - Brazils! Yes, Brazils please.
Also, how much are virtual gold bars worth? On the virtually black market, for example?

The going rate for one Gold bar on the black market is currently Half a banana and 3 tickets to ABBA.

Originally Posted by Ronbeast

The going rate for one Gold bar on the black market is currently Half a banana and 3 tickets to ABBA.

That's one gold bar... And I have three...

Man that's pretty good.

I wonder what I'd get on the white market, though...!

Ooohhhh, so here's the party!! Happy 50th blog!!!!!

*heads directly for the booze table*
*gets noticeably drunk*
*approaches the lap-dance pole and improvises a stripping contest between himself and the pro strippers*
*pro strippers & party guests run away scared*

Heyyy...where're y'all runnin'? I'z sheckshehhh!!!11! *looses balance and passes out on the floor*

Originally Posted by quattrus

Ooohhhh, so here's the party!! Happy 50th blog!!!!!

*heads directly for the booze table*
*gets noticeably drunk*
*approaches the lap-dance pole and improvises a stripping contest between himself and the pro strippers*
*pro strippers & party guests run away scared*

Heyyy...where're y'all runnin'? I'z sheckshehhh!!!11! *looses balance and passes out on the floor*

Yup, this is exactly what I was worried about. You're an absolute liability when you get near the strong stuff

For the record, one stripper stayed behind and challenged you to a strip-off. Since you vanished into the toilet halfway through and emerged wearing only one sock and a toilet-paper crown, you won.

Well done. You win the prize of having that story to tell your grandchildren

*wakes up at Dan's words with a huge hungover*.....

Urgh... what the... where am I now??

One sock and a toilet-paper crown you say? Well, after all ya should know, we Italians are stylish by default!

But, most importantly, what happened AFTER I won the contest and passed out? Will you be able to assure me that no-one took advantage of my innocent soul in uhm... inappropriate ways?

(on a side note: a similar thing actually happened at a birthday party I went to during high school, there's even a picture that documents me dancing on the cube... luckily I managed to get home before passing out, and waking up the morning after in miserable conditions.... and that was the first of the two times I screwed up with alcohol, I had managed to be a good boy till your party!! )

Originally Posted by quattrus

*wakes up at Dan's words with a huge hungover*.....

Urgh... what the... where am I now??

One sock and a toilet-paper crown you say? Well, after all ya should know, we Italians are stylish by default!

But, most importantly, what happened AFTER I won the contest and passed out? Will you be able to assure me that no-one took advantage of my innocent soul in uhm... inappropriate ways?

(on a side note: a similar thing actually happened at a birthday party I went to during high school, there's even a picture that documents me dancing on the cube... luckily I managed to get home before passing out, and waking up the morning after in miserable conditions.... and that was the first of the two times I screwed up with alcohol, I had managed to be a good boy till your party!! )

Well... I'm not to blame for that! I did warn you off the alcohol! Though that sounds like an awesome picture!

Um, I did touch you, yeah. I touched your eye. You were crying yourself to sleep and I wiped away your tears!

And I'm sorry, stylish? Yes, usually. But when the toilet paper the crown was made of was used...? No. Not in a million years!

Hmmm, so let me recap this. You touched my EYE to wipe away my tears. *puts on Jessica Fletcher's hat* Well, for how romantic and sweet this sounds, provided I don't have the ability to cry from one EYE at a time AND I'm not a cyclop, we can assume that either: you just wiped out half of my tears, which sounds odd, or, more likely, this is just a made up lie to cover hours over hours of pure naughtiness!!! Sheriff Amos Tupper, arrest this guy!! ^^

And yeah, I'm stylish, and waaaay ahead of traditional style... you see, traditional fashion tries to catch just your eye with colors and shapes, MY innovative style also catches your... nose!

(and with that, we crossed the thin line between mind sanity and.... well, all the rest!)

I thought italians were more romantic than that Quattrus, not just horny drunks who don't like to remember their sexual exploits

Originally Posted by teslacoil4148

I thought italians were more romantic than that Quattrus, not just horny drunks who don't like to remember their sexual exploits

But... but...

Dan, please, will you say something to defend me from these totally unfounded accusations?