It's Friday, Friday...
by, 05-Oct-2011 at 05:06 (761 Views)
... Except, of course, it isn't - it's Wednesday.
To most of you anyway.
To some of you it might still be Tuesday.
And to the slowest among us, it might still be Saturday
I, however, like to change it up sometimes, so today is now Friday. This means I finally have a Friday off work and I will, instead, be going to work on Wednesday (formerly Friday and indeed, still Friday to all of you, but actually a Wednesday). This now leaves me with the problem of the day that falls in between today (which is Friday-formerly-Wednesday) and Wednesday (formerly Friday).
By my own logic, it should automatically become Saturday (even though it is technically a Thursday) but to have a Friday-Saturday-Wednesday routine seems a bit weird. I suppose at least if I leave it as a Thursday, I am simply experiencing the week backwards... (Friday-Thursday-Wednesday)... Yes, I shall do that.
On a not-related-at-all note: 'Randomness' is a fucking stupid word.
I have, therefore, created a neologism. One which I feel is more fitting since the extra syllables seems to suit it... 'Randomicity'
I have also been wondering if there is such a thing as a 'neologist'... Like a 'geologist', only studying 'neos' instead of 'geos'...
Little-known factoid: The word 'Geneaology' is derived from a conversation in which one person told their friend they were into Neology and the friend - clearly dumbstruck - replied "Gee, neology?"
Moving away from ologies and ologists, however, I must impart the news that I simply adore toast and yet, I have odd socks on.
A/Some toast... To odd socks and statements! *to odd socks and statements!*
Oh dear. Once again it is a time of morning beyond which I am not designed to be functional. I must away to the place of sex, love, money and happiness - yes, that's right, my dreams.
In the meantime, my tiny and irreparable mind is enjoying your contribution to my life so feel free to maintain the high standard of love/adoration/toast you have given thus far.
All my love and pointlessness,
kiss-hug-kiss-<insert something here>
P.S Ooeerr! Kinky!