Just Keyboard Bashing...
by, 03-Oct-2011 at 03:50 (412 Views)
... In the faintest hope that some coherent words will appear in this little white box.
Like so: dnfndowsndiowotunnaldlhorusnfkgkmeomnipotencebdhjf jskwmgnsjkaluies
Done. Did any words appear?
Special Mentions: You lot. Thank you, you did me proud on the last jumble of words I threw at you. Talula, Berko, ronbeast and irataliw especially. Congratulations, you all win a baby. Non-refundable, but can be swapped for either a chopping board or muesli. Enjoy!
I almost offered my Thomas the Tank Engine Nightlight/removable torch, but it's MINE!!! So fuck off
On a completely unrelated-but-still-relevant-in-a-way note... 'Bedtime' is a real person. He is calling me... Calling my name loud and clear, and indeed, his tentacles are slithering their way round the remnants of my mind. What do you mean, '...tentacles?'...? I told you he's one-quarter Kraken! Jesus - read it properly!
Anyway, I have unparallelled (four 'l's'? Really?) powers of stubbornness, so I will win. Though no doubt at around 8am, his bastard twin 'Sleep' will crush me.
To he, I say: "BRING IT, BIATCH!"
To you I say: "Bring me your tidbits of trivia! Spout your useless knowledge below for my delight. BIATCHES!"
In the meantime, there is a scratch to be itched... Excuse me...