by, 20-Sep-2011 at 03:03 (556 Views)
... Can I help you?
Jesus, nosey much...!?!
(Sod off SpellCheck, it totally has an 'e' in it - the internet says so!)
Flaming? See above.
Spamming? Meh. Not really.
Pointless? Almost certainly.
Almost... But not quite!
A blog is, after all, a form of self-expression - thus, this is how I am feeling. Random... Nonsensical... And ever so annoyed.
In spite of these separate emotional elements, I have nothing worth sharing with you. Instead, I shall dare you - double-dare you - in fact, I double-double-dare you - to comment below.
I will accept all forms of abuse, condescension and wit - shoe sizes are of particular interest to me - but I don't take Mastercard. I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
In the meantime - indeed, in the meanest of time - there is a breeze inside my mind which I can only assume to be a 'thought' and it calls me to lie down in some manner. You may find me, therefore, 'planking' on a doorstep of some description.